Monthly Archives: May 2012

The Hairy Chronicles – Part 1…

NOT BY THE HAIR OF YOUR CHINNY CHIN CHIN I have a long-enduring memory of my mother.  She is sitting on the back step in the sunshine with a hand-held mirror and a pair of tweezers and is plucking hairs … Continue reading

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Not Enjoying The Age……move along please

With my first, I fought really hard to get her. Pickle was eventually conceived by IVF and then as soon as she was born, she screamed for, what felt like, solidly for 6 months or so. We found it really … Continue reading

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Dear Idiot I work with

Dear Idiot that works in my department, Being an ar@#*ole like you are, is starting to get a little dull if I’m brutally honest.  Having a miserable, scowly face is getting on my nerves and rushing around, arriving late to … Continue reading

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Age and the C word

…..that’d be: Concerned or Crapping myself. Actually I did mean the real C word.  Every 6 months or so my body does something unusual (usually grows something) and I spend a few weeks crapping myself that it’s something much more … Continue reading

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